Say me PHANTASTIC

(Source: romanoss, via noraller)


peasantstatus:

sushi wit bae

peasantstatus:

sushi wit bae

(via izakrash143)


tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

(via noraller)


  • Guy: my dick is hard
  • Girl: to find

taleasoldastimelords:

IT IS VERY QUIET IN THE LIBRARY AND IM TRYING TO HARD NOT TO LAUGH AT MY ANATOMY BOOK

(via a-geeks-log)


jontronshat:

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

when you find a very funny meme

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when you show your friend the humorous meme

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and he also has a giggle at it

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insane—-world:

Wtf?!

insane—-world:

Wtf?!

(Source: yodiscrepo)


johnn-watsonn:

snoggedinabox:

johnn-watsonn:

johnn-watsonn:

i pUT FAIRY LIGHTS UP IN MY ROOM ANd tHEYRE STUCK ON EXTREME STROBE AND I CANT STOP THEM

iTS LIKE IM AT A DISCO THIS IS NOT FUN

seems like theres a panic at the disco 

gODDAMN IT THIS IS NOT A JOKE

(via metropolitancannibal)


frostychick:

niallar:

am i the only person left on earth that hasn’t seen frozen 

a kingdom of isolation and it looks like ur the queen

(via succeeding)


solarsenpai:

mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

LMAO PERFECT

(via 0-o-magic)


ashiecrackerr:

So in my basic drawing class we are learning to draw facial features and I couldnt help myself to draw eyes on all the lips

(via 0-o-magic)


little-purple-people:

silently—drowning:

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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I think this is my favourite tumblr post of all time

(via keep-that-clem-short)


leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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deanprincesster:

women: being a woman is hard

men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman

(via ohdanhowells)


sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

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