Say me PHANTASTIC

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via 100kplusnotes)


deanprincesster:

women: being a woman is hard

men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman

(via ohdanhowells)


sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

(via izakrash143)


velvet-vodka:

fanfetti:

velvet-vodka:

fanfetti:

velvet-vodka:

please don’t make fun of my slipper boots i will cry

FRIEND THAT IS AN AMAZING ROOM

THANK U VERY MUCH

FOR THE RECORD I LOVE THE SLIPPER BOOTS TOO K

THANK YOU THEY LOVE YOU TOO

I SHIP US

velvet-vodka:

fanfetti:

velvet-vodka:

fanfetti:

velvet-vodka:

please don’t make fun of my slipper boots i will cry

FRIEND THAT IS AN AMAZING ROOM

THANK U VERY MUCH

FOR THE RECORD I LOVE THE SLIPPER BOOTS TOO K

THANK YOU THEY LOVE YOU TOO

I SHIP US

(via spilling--amaretto)


dansfire:

hEL O InTERNET

dansfire:

hEL O InTERNET

(Source: isaac-s-eyes, via danwoah)


succeeding:

when it’s raining outside and you want to wear your new shoes


velvet-vodka:

fanfetti:

velvet-vodka:

please don’t make fun of my slipper boots i will cry

FRIEND THAT IS AN AMAZING ROOM

THANK U VERY MUCH

FOR THE RECORD I LOVE THE SLIPPER BOOTS TOO K

velvet-vodka:

fanfetti:

velvet-vodka:

please don’t make fun of my slipper boots i will cry

FRIEND THAT IS AN AMAZING ROOM

THANK U VERY MUCH

FOR THE RECORD I LOVE THE SLIPPER BOOTS TOO K

(via spilling--amaretto)


velvet-vodka:

please don’t make fun of my slipper boots i will cry

FRIEND THAT IS AN AMAZING ROOM

velvet-vodka:

please don’t make fun of my slipper boots i will cry

FRIEND THAT IS AN AMAZING ROOM



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trust:

"all girls dress the same"

trust:

"all girls dress the same"

(via kerrickofalga)


(via jerkfart)


whisperingotters:

how your mom looks at you during parent teacher conferences 

image

(via 100kplusnotes)


icychaoss:

Getting bad again for no reason after you’ve been so happy for a long time is literally one of the worst feelings ever

(via vapor-dog)


pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

(via succeeding)


kingcheddarxvii:

veryraresecrete:

i hate my Swedish heritage!!! i wish i was never even Björn

leave

(via vapor-dog)