Say me PHANTASTIC

shslcutie:

*sees good art*
*gets excited*
*thinks I can art*
*tries to art*
*cant art*
*sobs*

(Source: masterbat3r, via 0-o-magic)


dexysmidnightruners:

Listening to a cool new song like

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jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

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carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

(via inlovewithmyipod)


thesoldierfromthemountains:

earthdad:

a cute snail eating a strawberry
u just take ur time there lil buddy

ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD

thesoldierfromthemountains:

earthdad:

a cute snail eating a strawberry

u just take ur time there lil buddy

ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD

(via inlovewithmyipod)



hedgehogfanclub:

Thanks spanky

hedgehogfanclub:

Thanks spanky

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dingoinnuendo:

children that are rough and horrible at handling small animals should not be allowed near small animals i dont care what you say. do not put an animal through that

(Source: jackryanz, via 100kplusnotes)


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meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

(via itsallinsidemymindpalace)


the-great-sherlock:

iamtherightkirsti:

wow he really hates school

This guy speaks to me on a spiritual level

(Source: watchthefirefliesdance, via thenoinourstars)


dinkweed:

i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

(Source: friendzonked, via thenoinourstars)